Intoxication in Perpetuity

It was sitting around in a dark, damp, tent in Wales one evening, when we arrived at the following rules for 21. They are set down here for posterity, along with the generic rules for those unfamiliar with the method of play.

The structure of the game is simple;

The current rules are;

  1. All odd numbers are to be in French
  2. All even numbers are to be in roman numerals
  3. All numbers containing a two are to be replaced by the phrase 'in the tent'
  4. All multiples of five are to replaced by the phrase 'on a dark and stormy night'
  5. All multiples of seven are to be replaced by the phrase 'by a hairy canoeist'
  6. All prime numbers are to be replaced by the phrase 'with' and then your own middle name
  7. All multiples of four are to be replaced by the phrase 'with a lemon'

The order of priorities is;

The following ground rules also apply. They must be strictly adhered to for the entire duration, breaking one of these rules must be followed by immediate drinking.

  1. All drinking with the left hand, pinkie extended
  2. No swearing
  3. No pointing
  4. No first names
  5. No mentioning of the word "drink" in any form, including verb, noun, gerund, adjective, adverb etc.