Note 1

Why am I so conservative about swearing? I seem to have some politeness problem or something, some kind of mental block. Obviously this should read;

Fuss and Dither are fucking crap we all know that...

But I am just far too polite...

Note 2

It should be pointed out that gay couples will distort this figure, at which point a campness factor also needs to be introduced, and that due to the exponential nature of this term even a small increase in campness will dramatically increase faff. I do not use this factor personally and thus do not detail it here, so I leave this to you to work out should the need arise in your trips.