In lue of a real trip report, which should follow sometime. Points mostly by Tom (E), with some additions.

*Sitting around drinking homebrew, thought it'd be a good idea to organise a trip.

*Some difficulty in deciding where to go, much discussion

*Lots of problems sorting transport, phone calls about broken cars

*Decide we need to go via Stu's to pick up car and boats

*Dave panics on Friday afternoon, after remembering he needs straps

*Got train there

*Sue's car stopped 7 times

*Dave's sense of humor got left somewhere on a strange route through Bedford

*Met some rabble at Stu's house

*Dave claimed to have given up drinking with a Beer in his hand

*'orrible noises were heard from above

*Dave snored enough to hear him in the next room

*I cooked breakfast and set the smoke alarm off 37 times.

*We went to Llangollen

*Llangollen

*Stopped in town

*Booked accomodation with me and Stu hiding in case they remembered us

*Went paddling

*Sue swam somewhere?

*Asia swam trying to surf

*Tom got huge beating in middle stopper *Tom swam from the middle stopper

*Got off water

*Explored cottage.

*Found there where not enough beds

*Tested cot using 'ickle Jo.

*Got whole extra room, but not to sleep in

* Drank beer whilst some people faffed.

* Went to Sarah Ponsonby for dindins

*I walked into a lamppost for some reason on the way

*Tom had crap chips

*Mine were fine. :-)

*Went to Mill for nostalgia value

*Tried Pendle Witches Brew and realised why I was so ill last time...

*Admired Town Falls from the Mill and postulated lines. (Easy when you don't have to paddle them.)

*Left mill

*Diabolical plan was hatched by some wimmin' to attack Tom.

*Plan not actually too obvious to everyone else

*Plan did not go according to plan, thus Dave gave Tom fine wedgie instead.

*Spilt beer over each other in the bridge end

*Including from table

*Fire alarm starts

*Tom needlessly destroys large pot plant

*Asia claimed her breasts were fake. Claim disputed.

*Much feeling of breasts. Ahem.

*Stu was attacked by asia and sue, first on the floor, then in the boys toilets

*Petals were stuffed down his trousers, and 12 year old boys scared.

*Sue tries to find out what Dave is like a kissing

*Bad pool played

*Stu drank random pints collected from round the pub

*Tom blames being sick on several sips of dodgy larger, not many many pints of other beer.

*Stu makes spirited attempt to climb scaffolding, but is rudely dissuaded

*Go to burger shop, much strange behavior with random woman and bloke kissing Stu's hair.

*Went back

*Tom and Sue dissappeared somewhere

*Much violence and beer spilling from Stu.

*I may have exposed myself when attempting to prove I do not have ginger pubes

*Sleeep

*Woke up in night. Noted not alone in single bed. Ah well. Went back to sleep.

*Stu woke up. Noted alone in small gap on floor. Next to empty bed. Moved.

*Morning. bleh.

*Brekky of no particular note. Much discussion of day. Proposal to climb snowdon instead of go paddling finally quashed.

*Paddled.

*At eddylines due, largely, to laziness

*Asia pinned and swam when I led her into a pile of rocks. oops, sorry.

*Got off water and changed back. Stu noticed petals still falling from trousers

*Went back to Stu's

*Me ill. :-(

*Hungover, illness doesn't clear up just like that. (stu)

*Got back to sheds and had to shift sodding trailer.

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